why are flat screen TVs flying off the shelves??

the wife acceptance factor. (or WAF, "as insiders refer to it")

ladies, don't fight the big box. halo is way cooler on a huge screen. even if its not a flat one.

(yeah, i'm obsessed)

i was about to say i love the new firefox browsy thingy. except in movable type the formatting buttons (bold, italic, link) disappear.

firefox sux.

but i really like the tabbed browsing thingy.

ex.drunk.a.log: sobriety as a subversive activity

but i like the pictures.

i don't know if i even get this one. which is why it is here.

vanilla coke and captain morgan's parrot bay

it's as if a tropical isle uprooted itself and began carousing upon your tongue and slithering around your taste buds.

if you don't get the tropical feeling, add more parrot bay.

can't...stop...laughing....

last night i saw a promo on fox for celebrity spelling bee

my guess is that they can't spell worth shit. it will be funny for about 5 minutes and then i'll have to change the channel.

this was an important public service announcement.

pretty much covers it.

come frolick in the dirty little hole we embrace over here. you'll like it. i promise.

to find the NSRBOTD and it's a good one: The Amazing Tales of Professor Adventure.

i even added it to the drink me blogroll. go visit. i promise you'll love it.

plainsy would love it. (i'm calling you out!)

i always wonder what the NSRBOTD people think when i link to them. they must think it's pretty bizzare, because the point of drink me isn't so apparent on its face.

today i drank diet coke with lime. it was good. after i spit my gum out.

unlike diet coke with lemon (gag me), this one actually makes sense.

did you know there are six exciting ways to enjoy diet coke?

personally, i think caffeine-free diet coke is an odious and offensive beverage. so really 4 exciting ways to enjoy the most beautiful carbonated beverage ever.

(yet another sexxxy blogger)

you know by the smile on his face he loves it when i say things like that about him.

psst. drink me isn't dead. it was just resting.

janet photoshopping (just one).

too funny.

perfect.

i give you: jabberwocky!

really irresistible you know. plus there was a stupid law post. as in ancient asinine laws, not a post about law that happened to be stupid.

what you are reading right now happens to be a stupid post. good thing you people love me anyways.

not quite a hamburger, but i just made myself a tuna melt. it suffered a bit from too much strong cheese (yes, there is such a thing), but for a first attempt (no, i've never made a tuna melt before) it was very satisfactory. and a lot better than ramen (the only other thing i had left to eat in the house).

update: it would appear that i make this very choice often.

i don't know if there's really anything better than an awesome hamburger. i'm quite fond of bartley's in harvard square (the atmosphere and the frappes don't really get better than that), but there's something to be said about o'sullivan's burgers. they take a wickedly long time to come off the grill, but they're worth every second of waiting.

then again, o'sullivan's fries are kind of weird (the big huge chunks of potato kind), but pretty good when you're in the mood. bartley's has awesome onion rings -- the only place i've ever had the super-thin kind with more onion than batter.

bonus: o'sully's is open on sundays. bartley's isn't. it's also very warm inside, creating a nice toasty environment. bartley's can get quite chilly with constant door opening and closing. and, um, o'sullivan's has beer. and tvs.

i felt a strong need to link to the miss piggy parody, just in case i ever need to refer to it in the future.

while i'm at it, the fake puma ads.

as if you didn't already know: not work friendly.

if anyone has a copy of the ll beam catalog, i could make a whole collection of prurient trademark parodies. yay!